Written By: Kyle Quixote on May 18, 2012 No Comment
Spike Jonze and the Kiss of Death

We’ve recently lost three amazing artistic visionaries: Donna Summer, Maurice Sendak and, of course, Adam “MCA” Yauch—and without the Beastie Boys I’d be half the man I am today. But there’s a common denominator at work here, and it seems to be Spike Jonze who, as everyone should know, directed the legendary Beastie Boys [...]

Written By: Kyle Quixote on February 10, 2012 25 Comments
Refused Are Fucking Dead To Me! (And Other Such Musical Rants)

2012 is not gonna be the year the world ends, and anyone who thinks so is obviously retarded. If somebody hadn’t slaughtered the Mayans all those years ago, they probably woulda gotten around to finishing their calendar. And if they were so smart, why didn’t their calendar predict the end of their own existence? [...]

Written By: Kyle Quixote on December 8, 2011 33 Comments
Biebers and Steamers

The Bad News: Justin Bieber’s new Christmas video is sure to ruin all you little steampunks’ Yuletide cheer.

The Good News: Death to Steampunk! That is all…

Written By: Kyle Quixote on August 29, 2011 10 Comments
Odd Weather and Odd Future

The Good News: Within the past week, we here in Brooklyn have survived an “earthquake” and a “hurricane.” Once again, we go hard… and they didn’t really put in that much effort.

The Bad News: Odd Future is officially not your little secret anymore, nor were they ever for that matter…

Written By: Kyle Quixote on May 2, 2011 47 Comments
Bin Laden and The Braindead

The Good News: Osama Bin Laden is finally, apparently, dead. And it only cost us an unfathomable amount of money, time and human lives!

The Bad News: America still insists on being retarded

Written By: Kyle Quixote on April 20, 2011 27 Comments
The Bad New Order and The Good Old Turtles

The Good News: Fidel Castro has finally relinquished his crown as dictator of the fair land of Cuba.

The Bad News: It don’t mean shit… oh, well. Happy 420 from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Written By: Kyle Quixote on April 11, 2011 34 Comments
The Aftermath and The After-Party

The Bad News: Japan’s still got a lotta cleaning up to do, and nobody really wants to help.

The Good News: This is coming…

Written By: Kyle Quixote on March 28, 2011 24 Comments
The Muppets and The Garden

The Bad News: For the next week, you will hear about nothing but LCD Soundsystem.

The Good News: If you didn’t get a ticket to any of their five thousand farewell shows this week, you can still watch this video…

Written By: Kyle Quixote on March 22, 2011 36 Comments
Free Store Fire

When the Brooklyn Free Store first opened in Bed-Stuy over the summer of 2010, it got press all over the place… not only from everybody’s favorite blogs, but from the Huffington Post, the Daily News, and even the fucking New York Times. But this past Saturday, [...]

Written By: Kyle Quixote on March 22, 2011 29 Comments
Spring and The South-By

The Good News: Spring is finally here! And now it’s supposed to snow tonight.

The Bad News: SXSW was outta control this year, huh? I bet nobody saw that coming! [Hint, hint: Bonnaroo, Coachella, Woodstock '99] Here’s a few of the ridiculous things that happened down in downtown Austin, TX…

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